{"id":526,"date":"2009-05-25T18:39:32","date_gmt":"2009-05-25T08:39:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vectorstorm.org\/?p=526"},"modified":"2014-02-15T22:54:51","modified_gmt":"2014-02-15T12:54:51","slug":"the-space-bar-game","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vectorstorm.com.au\/2009\/05\/25\/the-space-bar-game\/","title":{"rendered":"The Space Bar Game"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"thespacebar\"<\/a>Many years ago, a then-workmate of mine (are you reading this, Paul?\u00a0 We should have lunch!) put forward the conjecture that virtually any video game could at its essence be distilled down into a single meta-game;\u00a0 a game which he used to call “The Space Bar Game”<\/em>.\u00a0 And no, it had nothing to do with the Steve Meretzky graphic adventure game<\/a> pictured here.\u00a0 Our version of The Space Bar Game<\/em> is only a theoretical game and has never actually been produced (at least, not\u00a0 to my knowledge).\u00a0 But the core thing is this:\u00a0 the gameplay of The Space Bar Game<\/em> is analogous to the gameplay of most (and maybe all) other video games out there.<\/p>\n

The core gameplay of The Space Bar Game<\/em> is this:<\/p>\n

When you start up The Space Bar Game<\/em>, the screen goes entirely black except for a giant numeral “0”, centered on the screen.\u00a0 It doesn’t matter what color the number is drawn, but we usually assumed that it would be white, or some other neutral tone.<\/p>\n

At this point, the game screen remains static and the game waits for player input.\u00a0 The only inputs which the game recognises are the keyboard’s space bar, and whatever mechanism the operating system uses to quit the program (so alt-F4 on Win32, Command-Q on OS X, etc).\u00a0 Of course, quitting the program in The Space Bar Game<\/em> leads to the program exiting;\u00a0 in our “this game is like a condensed version of every other game” analogy, this quitting behaviour is directly analogous to the same quitting behaviour of those other video games.\u00a0 It’s not particularly interesting, but it is a legitimate thing which the player could do at almost any time.<\/p>\n

As you might expect from the game’s title, the more interesting part of The Space Bar Game<\/em> is the behaviour of the space bar.\u00a0 For when the player presses the space bar, that giant numeral “0” is replaced by a giant numeral “1”, and a happy “bling” sound is produced from the computer’s speakers.\u00a0 At this point, the game screen again remains static, and the player is confronted by his second important gameplay decision:\u00a0 will he quit the game now, or will he — dare he — press the space bar again?<\/p>\n

Assuming that our player is an intrepid soul who chooses to continue, a hesitant, tremulous second press of the space bar produces a second happy “bling” sound, and a numeral “2” appears on the screen in place of the “1”.\u00a0 If he should continue pressing the space bar (bling! bling! bling!<\/em>), the number displayed on screen continues to rise, until it eventually reaches ‘9’.<\/p>\n

At this moment, our player is likely to pause expectantly, savoring the heady sense of anticipation over the threshhold he’s about to pass.\u00a0 A deep breath. Slowly, expectantly, he presses the space bar one more time.<\/p>\n

Bling!<\/em><\/p>\n

The screen now reads “10”, and our player is presented with the same choice again;\u00a0 quit, or press the space bar.<\/p>\n

As I design, play, and think about video games, I find myself repeatedly being reminded of The Space Bar Game<\/em>.\u00a0 Once you know about it, you see it everywhere.\u00a0 Crafting in World of Warcraft is just a paper-thin veneer over The Space Bar Game<\/em>.\u00a0 Experience points and equipment in virtually every RPG out there are The Space Bar Game<\/em>, too.\u00a0 It’s everywhere in RTSes and in games like Civilization and The Sims, and you could make a case for it even in FPSes; particularly the more modern ones which contain forms of skill advancement.\u00a0 Do the thing you have to do to make the number bigger.\u00a0 Bigger numbers are better, because bigger numbers are closer to even bigger numbers, and you want to reach the even bigger numbers, don’t you?<\/p>\n

The Space Bar Game<\/em> lays bare the question:\u00a0 “Is 2 really better than 1?\u00a0 And if so, why?”<\/p>\n

And if you think that The Space Bar Game<\/em> sounds like a perfectly tedious, boring little game (as I do), then.. why do people suddenly find it to be interesting when it’s had a coat of paint and been renamed to “levelling your fishing skill”?<\/p>\n

I don’t have an answer.\u00a0 But it bears thinking about.\u00a0 Perhaps someday I’ll actually implement The Space Bar Game<\/em> and put it up on the site;\u00a0 it shouldn’t take any more than an hour or two to put together.\u00a0 Maybe it wouldn’t be as bad as it sounds.\u00a0 Maybe it’d even become hugely popular, and people would spend weeks and months of their lives trying to reach the top of the leaderboards.<\/p>\n

But I’m not holding my breath.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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